Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad
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Three Bean Salad

A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

  1. Queen Victoria

    1 DAY AGO

    Queen Victoria

    Queen Vic, Lil’ Drina, Granny Europe, The Windsor Widow, The Saxe-Coburg Slicker, Big Bo Peep. Whatever you call her, Queen Victoria still holds the record for the monarch with the most pubs and Spice Girls named after them. No wonder Pete from Derby wanted a lukewarm lens cast over her - and he knew just the beans for the job. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Tickets for our UK TOUR available here: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/ Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

    1h 1m
  2. Archery

    9 JUL

    Archery

    Match Of The Day. Big Break. Bullseye. All of the major British sports have been comprehensively covered by television for decades - except archery. Looks like it’s time for the beans to pick up where television couldn’t be arsed. Ta very much to Charis of Los Angeles for this week’s topic (which is archery btw). With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Tickets for our UK TOUR available here: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/ Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

    1h 6m
  3. Seagulls

    2 JUL

    Seagulls

    Dr G has the beans get all lukewarm under the collar about seagulls this week. Voted the animal least likely to be of any use in warfare four years running and Time Magazine’s “Worst Pet Experiment” (2003), the seagull is largely unloved by its human neighbours. Indeed a major survey by Ipsos MORI discovered that 99.23% of seagull based anecdotes cast the seagulls as the villain of the piece (and the remaining 0.77% were believed to be fabricated). Can the beans find an upside to the seagull? Or will its upside simply be covered in the shit from another seagull at higher altitude? With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Tickets for our UK TOUR available here: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/ Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

    1 hr
  4. Old Wives' Tales

    25 JUN

    Old Wives' Tales

    The presumably unreconstructed Nick of Chicago feeds “Old Wives’ Tales” into the Bean Machine which spew-jects it just at the moment the beans are after a topic so that’s what it is. Is there no such thing as an “Old Husbands’ Tale” because husbands have no tales? Or because they typically die younger and therefore before reaching tale-telling maturity? The beans don’t know and make no effort to go into it whatsoever. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Tickets for our UK TOUR available here: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/ Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

    1h 1m
  5. The Sixties

    18 JUN

    The Sixties

    They say if you remember the 60s then you didn’t really do yourself any serious brain damage in the 60s. Perhaps someone in that situation would be well placed to offer some thoughts on arguably the most famous decade of all time. Gabby of Worthing eschews such a source and instead seeks definitive banter on the 60s from the three beans who, between them, own almost one Lovin’ Spoonful CD. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Tickets for our UK TOUR available here: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/ Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

    1h 6m
  6. Moths

    10 JUN

    Moths

    The beans have avoided it for as long as possible but Roddy of London has spoken and what he spake is “Moths”. This could be a fearsomely difficult listen for anyone with a loathing of moths or this podcast. The beans, however, are inexorably drawn to lukewarm banter just as the badger is drawn to the dual carriageway and so they chat the chat that must finally be chatted. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Tickets for our UK TOUR available here: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/ Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

    1h 6m
  7. Wild Camping

    4 JUN

    Wild Camping

    Sean of Exeter kicks off a hot summer of lukewarm banter by suggesting the beans discuss wild camping. Sub-topics could but don’t include how to make a tent out of your own trousers, evading predators by setting them against each other and if “north” is effectively the top of a huge ball, will your compass still work if that ball rolls a bit? With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Tickets for our UK TOUR available here: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/ Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

    1h 1m

  8. 7 MAY

    Non-isode

    No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until June). Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad TOUR TICKETS: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/

    4 min
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A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

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  • Creator
    Three Bean Salad
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2025
  • Episodes
    166
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright Three Bean Salad
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    Three Bean Salad

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