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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

  1. 1 DAY AGO

    Long Live The Glizzy King

    This week we’re talking bread that hits different, fruit that might be trying to kill you, and why Chicago beaches are just sidewalks with waves. Also: how much caffeine is too much, why our reels are still in the vault, and what makes a Dodger Dog a national treasure. And yeah — we had to give it up for Joey Chestnut after he destroyed the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest once again. Long live the glizzy king. 1:00 - Michael goes to BIG BEAR and drives like a b*tch 5:00 - Costco is better than Sam’s Club 13:30 - REAL BREAD 22:00 - The boys talk about their caffeine intake 33:00 - Unreleased Reels 40:00 - BBC Interview gone wrong 44:00 - 4th of July in Chicago 57:00 - HOT DAWGGGSS 1:00:00 - Cheating in the MLB 1:03:00 - JOEY JAWS CHESTNUT IS THE GLIZZY KING 1:20:10 - SOCK TALK 1:23:32 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to: Bluechew, Chubbies, Lucy, Factor Meals, and Cash App BlueChew.com And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: As always, get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code SOCKS at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. That’s it. Join BlueChew’s mission to upgrade humanity one thrust at a time. Head to BlueChew.com for details and safety info. And big thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. Chubbies- Go to chubbiesshorts.com to get 20% off your order with our code “socks” Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order Factor - factormeals.com/socks50off use code socks50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Cash App - Download Cash App today at https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve sign up, enter our code SOCKS10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend, and you’ll get $10 just for gettingstarted# CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account

    1h 28m

  2. 1 DAY AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Ep.339 Long Live the Glizzy King (AD FREE)

    This week we’re talking bread that hits different, fruit that might be trying to kill you, and why Chicago beaches are just sidewalks with waves. Also: how much caffeine is too much, why our reels are still in the vault, and what makes a Dodger Dog a national treasure. And yeah — we had to give it up for Joey Chestnut after he destroyed the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest once again. Long live the glizzy king.

    1h 16m

  3. 6 DAYS AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Navy SEAL Team Dicks Investigates (Robbed in D.C.)

    Trevor and Zac dive into the wild story of how their cameras and other valuables got stolen in Washington D.C. and launch their own investigation using the surveillance footage. Later, the guys break down the new XXL Freshman class and rate this year’s freestyles. Plus, they try to come up with the perfect baby names. 0:20 Jack is gone! 2:30 Dream Colleges 7:00 5 Hour Energy 10:30 Trench Coats 14:30 Zac & Trevor get robbed in D.C. (Literally) 22:40 Investigation Begins 43:00 Michael wants a cop to give him his gun 46:30 Twisted Tea is a weapon 49:00 Getting DUI’s in the Drive Thru 54:00 XXL Freshman Class 01:03:00 Sock Talk 01:10:00 Nick Canon Forgets his children’s names 01:15:10 Secret Sock

    1h 19m

  4. 9 JUL

    Chris Angel Mindfreak Off

    Trevor convinces Michael to hit the beach to recharge and embrace some natural energy. They dive into the surprisingly impressive dating history of magicians, the upcoming LA Olympics, and Jeff Bezos’ wildly extravagant wedding. Michael reveals he might start bringing a Furby on tour. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com New York, NY: Jul 24 Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Second leg is being announced soon! 0:08  Trevor gets energized at the beach 5:33  Michael wants to go on a drug retreat at a cabin in the woods 7:36  Stop having menus in other languages 14:22 Olympics are coming to LA 17:06 Room temperature 27:56 Pilots missing their exit 30:00 Post Nut Regret 35:53 Michael is throwing ropes 40:46 Furbys 48:00 Magicians getting puss 53:53 Southwest Airlines  56:09 Jeff Bezos Wedding 01:04:00 Killing bin Laden 01:06:57 Sock Talk 01:16:30 Getting out of your bubble 01:21:30 Secret Sock Thanks to: Ship Station,  Blue Chew, BetterHelp, Hello Fresh, Molson Coors Brewing Company ShipStation.com Upgrade to a smoother shipping experience. Go to ShipStation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for your free trial. BlueChew.com And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: As always, get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code SOCKS at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. That’s it. Join BlueChew’s mission to upgrade humanity one thrust at a time. Head to BlueChew.com for details and safety info. And big thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. BetterHelp.com/socks As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/socks. That’s BETTER H - E - L - P dot com slash SOCKS Hellofresh.com/socks10fm Make your summer enjoyable and delicious by signing up for HelloFresh at Hellofresh.com/socks10fm and get TEN FREE MEALS with a FREE ITEM FOR LIFE.  That’s HELLOFRESH DOT COM SLASH socks10fm for 10 free meals and a free item in every box. HELLOFRESH DOT COM SLASH socks10fm. One per box with an active subscription. Free meals are applied as a discount on the first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Drinkhappythursday.com/SOCKS. So if you’re feeling thirsty, Have a Happy Thursday! Weekend vibes all summer long.  To find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you visit Drink Happy Thursday dot com slash SOCKS. That’s Drinkhappythursday.com/SOCKS.  CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY® *NON-CARBONATED NATURALLY FLAVORED WITH OTHER NATURAL FLAVORS. 21+ CONTAINS ALCOHOL. ©2025 MOLSON COORS BEVERAGE CO., MILWAUKEE, WI • BEER

    1h 24m

  5. 9 JUL • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Chris Angel Mindfreak Off (AD FREE)

    Trevor convinces Michael to hit the beach to recharge and embrace some natural energy. They dive into the surprisingly impressive dating history of magicians, the upcoming LA Olympics, and Jeff Bezos’ wildly extravagant wedding. Michael reveals he might start bringing a Furby on tour. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.comNew York, NY: Jul 24Charles Town, WV: Jul 25Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26Reading, PA: Jul 27Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4Montclair, NJ: Sep 5🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comSecond leg is being announced soon!Thanks to: Ship Station,  Blue Chew, BetterHelp, Hello Fresh, Molson Coors Brewing CompanyShipStation.comUpgrade to a smoother shipping experience. Go to ShipStation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for your free trial.BlueChew.comAnd we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: As always, get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code SOCKS at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. That’s it. Join BlueChew’s mission to upgrade humanity one thrust at a time. Head to BlueChew.com for details and safety info. And big thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.BetterHelp.com/socksAs the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access tomental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/socks. That’s BETTER H - E - L - P dot com slash SOCKSHellofresh.com/socks10fmMake your summer enjoyable and delicious by signing up for HelloFresh at Hellofresh.com/socks10fm and get TEN FREE MEALS with a FREE ITEM FOR LIFE.  That’s HELLOFRESH DOT COM SLASH socks10fm for 10 free meals and a free item in every box. HELLOFRESH DOT COM SLASH socks10fm. One per box with an active subscription. Free meals are applied as a discount on the first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan.Drinkhappythursday.com/SOCKS.So if you’re feeling thirsty, Have a Happy Thursday! Weekend vibes all summer long.  To find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you visit Drink Happy Thursday dot com slash SOCKS. That’s Drinkhappythursday.com/SOCKS.  CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY® *NON-CARBONATED NATURALLY FLAVORED WITH OTHER NATURAL FLAVORS. 21+ CONTAINS ALCOHOL. ©2025 MOLSON COORS BEVERAGE CO., MILWAUKEE, WI • BEER

    1h 11m

  6. 3 JUL • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Pre-Heated Puss & Patriotic Wieners (LIVE ON A BOAT pt.2)

    Trevor and Michael talk about the pressure of getting hard instantly, Johnny Bravo’s lack of game, and debate the ultimate 4th of July meal. Then, the boys hop on a swan boat, and discuss lifeguards, getting saved, pre-heated puss, enjoying nature, and yes—Trevor gets bird shit on his arm. You won't find this anywhere else. Welcome to the unfiltered, unhinged summer vibes of Stiff Socks on a Swan Boat. 0:30 - Can’t get hard 3:30 - Enjoy summer! 5:50 - Definition of Gaslight 13:00 - Johnny Bravo 15:27 - 4th of July 24:50 - The Egg Theory and other conspiracy theories 29:15 - Hit songs 30:13 - BACK ON THE SWAN BOAT 30:25 - Getting saved from the water 32:32 - Being a lifeguard 35:57 - Pre heated puss 44:30 - Asking your girl to help peddle? 45:38 - Titanic 51:23 - Sock Talk, Secret Sock 54:50 - Trevor gets bird shit on him

    1 hr

  7. 2 JUL

    Boat Throat (LIVE ON A BOAT)

    Trevor and Michael hop in a swan boat on a man-made lake to talk public fornication, enjoying nature, and the art of fishing. Back in the studio, the boys dive into stories about drug retreats, how artists feel about hit songs, overheard first dates, and Vin Diesel. Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Second leg is being announced soon! 0:37 Trevor and Michael on a Swan 7:15 Happy 4th of July 13:30 Fishing 18:30 Animal Mascots 25:17 Back in the studio 25:44 Michael wants to go on a drug retreat 27:50 Artists with hit songs 37:00 Blocking people in real life 38:40 Leaving mid-date 44:50 Long term relationships 48:45 Is a Taco a sandwich? 56:55 Sock Talk 1:00:00 Secret Sock Thanks to: Gemini Credit Card, Cornbread Hemp Gemini Credit Card Sign up for the Gemini Credit Card: https://Gemini.com/SOCKS #GeminiCreditCard #CryptoRewards This video is sponsored by Gemini. All opinions expressed by the content creator are their own and not influenced or endorsed by Gemini. The Gemini Credit Card is issued by WebBank. For more information regarding fees, interest, and other cost information, see Rates & Fees. Some exclusions apply to instant rewards; these are deposited when the transaction posts. See Rewards Program Terms for details. Checking if you pre-qualify will not impact your credit score. If you pre-qualify and choose to proceed, a hard credit inquiry will be conducted that can impact your credit score. Pre-qualification does not guarantee approval. To qualify for the $200 crypto bonus, you must spend $3,000 within 90 days of account opening. Terms apply. The appreciation of cardholder rewards reflects a subset of Gemini Cardholders from 10/08/2021 to 04/06/2025 who held Bitcoin rewards for at least one year. Individual results will vary based on spending, selected crypto, and market performance. Cryptocurrency is highly volatile and may result in gains or losses. This information is for general informational purposes only and does not constitute investment advice. Past performance is not indicative of future results. Cornbread Hemp cornbreadhemp.com/SOCKS, code SOCKS

    1h 5m

  8. 2 JUL • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Boat Throat - LIVE ON A BOAT (AD FREE)

    Trevor and Michael hop in a swan boat on a man-made lake to talk public fornication, enjoying nature, and the art of fishing. Back in the studio, the boys dive into stories about drug retreats, how artists feel about hit songs, overheard first dates, and Vin Diesel.

    1h 5m
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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

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  • Creator
    Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2025
  • Episodes
    808
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    Stiff Socks
  • Provider
    Stiff Socks INC

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